I am frustrated right now that my computer is not processing fast enough. Who cares if it is 3 years old? Who cares if I am on a VPN and SSHing into a office machine (2 miles away), in turn SSHing into another machine in another location (150 miles away). Latency? BAH!
ME: if i stare at the computer or hit it, then it should go faster.... right?
ZZ: lol, I found throwing it makes it go the fastest :P