Computer Theory - Need for speed.

I am frustrated right now that my computer is not processing fast enough.  Who cares if it is 3 years old? Who cares if I am on a VPN and SSHing into a office machine (2 miles away), in turn SSHing into another machine in another location (150 miles away). Latency? BAH!

ME: if i stare at the computer or hit it, then it should go faster.... right?
ZZ: lol, I found throwing it makes it go the fastest :P

Server Admin humor, excellent.  

And I am spent, damn it.

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